Surpassing, Outperforming, Flipping and 20 Crypto Jokes

After DOGE led April, we entered the month of May, and ethereum took over, surpassing the USD 3K degree for the primary time ever – making Vitalik a really wealthy boy. But DOGE wasn’t far behind, flipping BTC and ETH on google traits for a bit, however then ETC outperformed ETH, but when historical past repeats itself, ETH could hit USD 19K. As Bitcoin began Taproot Speedy Trial, with out locking it within the first epoch, Uniswap launched its third model. In the meantime, Galaxy Digital analysts mentioned that ‘probably the most trustworthy shitcoin’ DOGE will survive alongside BTC, Galaxy Digital is about to amass BitGo in a USD 1.2bn deal, and the JPMorgan boss bashed BTC once more as his agency is readying a BTC fund. Also, 40% of respondents in a MasterCard survey mentioned they plan to make use of crypto inside a yr, whereas ConsenSys shared two DeFi traits to look at this quarter.

As the FATF makes the small crypto platforms a straightforward prey for the massive gamers, the US taxman visited Kraken, the German regulator refused to budge within the Binance inventory token dispute, South Korea’s newly imposed rules are reportedly a risk to the “massive 4” crypto exchanges, whereas a tax U-turn seems unlikely regardless of the outcry. Also in South Korea, a crypto trade received raided on MLM fraud costs, with the agency’s CEO positioned in custody and USD 214m in belongings frozen, and with a lot of the 40,000 victims mentioned to be aged residents and housewives. The Miami Mayor blasted a New York draft invoice looking for crypto mining moratorium, eBay remains to be contemplating crypto funds and is exploring NFTs, and Travala launched ‘Concierge’ as a brand new service for high-net-worth travellers. Meanwhile, CryptoPunks creators offered out their new NFT Meebits in hours, the proprietor of a 12sqm parking area is Spain was promoting it for BTC 1, Ashton Kutcher invested in BTC towards Mila Kunis’ recommendation, and individuals got here in droves to purchase a joke ‘SCAM’ coin created by a TikToker.

And now – the week’s finest crypto jokes!

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Let’s begin with a essentially technical market evaluation.

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So, BTC dominance went for a dive this week, has it?

(*20*)

simply establishing my twttr

— jack (@jack)

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How about that Taproot thing this week?

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SOURCES again.

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Is there a life after a liquidation?

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She should try DeFi food tokens too.

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Guess which one survives at the end.

Source: Crypto Loco aka The Shib Shilla / Twitter

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A ‘find similarities’ game.

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Crypto geopolitics.

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DOGE vs BTC

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Source: Joe Weisenthal / Twitter

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Doesn’t get DOGE, he still gets his memes by pigeon. You get it? You get it?…

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One side of the world.

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Another side of the world.

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Damn them and their erethurium lies.

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Perpetum Sizifum.

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Source: Twitter/@gegelsmr

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Difficult to kill them in the first place.

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A tutorial for newcomers.

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Look at those eyes! Look at ’em! How could you not listen about Bitcoin?

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Let’s project some projections on this projector.

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And this is a documentary on stacking sats.

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