Rugged, Regulation, Flak, Inflation and 20 Crypto Jokes

In one more eventful crypto week, BTC touched USD 40K, whereas Elon Musk despatched a optimistic message and Taproot activation was confirmed, and Pantera CEO mentioned that bitcoin was this low-cost solely 20% of its historical past. MicroStrategy mentioned it had no particular goal for his or her BTC holdings, whereas its CEO raised hope for ethereum and altcoins. Coinbase CEO took a variety of flak for his assist of BitClout, whereas Blockchain.com mentioned they’d begin supporting CLOUT buying and selling. Meanwhile, Mark Cuban discovered himself among the many victims of Iron Finance “financial institution run”, with the Cryptoverse yelling ‘DYOR earlier than screaming regulation’.

And then, the G7 summit completed with out tackling points straight associated to crypto and CBDCs. US Fed inactivity could shoot BTC to the moon, however a detrimental influence can be attainable, as they determined to retains the charges, including that inflation ‘largely displays transitory elements’. Economists need El Salvador’s Bitcoin regulation repealed, however a key ally promised to “present technical help”, and the cupboard began “discussing” plans to permit corporations to pay staff in BTC, which then fell by way of. Soon after, the World Bank acknowledged it might not help El Salvador to create a BTC-powered financial system, whereas bitcoiners booed the self-named “official BTC ambassadors” to El Salvador. After Latin America, key people are popping out in assist of bitcoin adoption in Africa, the place crypto regulation and decriminalization could also be on their approach. South Korean crypto exchanges have been given a brief extension for implementing AML protocols, whereas prime platforms have been culling a variety of altcoins. Also, the highest monetary regulator desires to compile a listing of high-risk altcoins, and the brand new chief of the largest opposition celebration admitted to buying and selling tokens “for enjoyable”. Meanwhile, the US National Republican Congressional Committee will reportedly begin accepting crypto donations by way of BitPay, whereas in Spain, a number one monetary markets regulator is ready to start policing crypto corporations’ promoting campaigns.

BitDAO raised over USD 230m from a personal sale funding spherical meant to gasoline R&D, New Zealand’s buyers are more and more contemplating investing in cryptoassets and NFTs, and there’s a quickly rising urge for food for cryptoassets amongst institutional buyers. As all that is taking place, UK farmers are more and more utilizing cow dung to energy ethereum mining and increase their revenues.

Here are your particular crypto jokes. Enjoy!
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Heeey, CT! How you are all doing?

Source: Michaël van de Poppe / Twitter

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Let’s verify in with BTC.

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Source: boomtimecrypto / Instagram

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It took a while, however bullseye! No, wait! Bearseye?

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The bear doesn’t discriminate.

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Source: cryptoworld.info / Instagram

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Yes, too long.

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As a computer nerd, drug dealer, money launderer, and gambler – can confirm.

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The shark tanked…

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…or titaniced.

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One does not simply get rid of the Saylor.

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Source: John Irvine / Twitter

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MSTR’s gotta catch ’em all!

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Meanwhile, in El Salvador.

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This one’s a double.

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Heeere comes bitcoin!

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Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ however a heartache
Tell me why
Ain’t nothin’ however a mistake

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S-not-getting-my-hands-dirty-with-this-iSh-man.

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Putting out a product for everybody.

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Brilliant!

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In Cryptoverse, the phrase is ‘to be a black canine within the household’.

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Source: thefatbitcoin / Instagram

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Continue.

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And, in fact, your crypto documentary for this week.

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